If you need a bulldog clip halfway across a field at twenty to one in the morning, Eddie's got one for you.

If you need someone who understands how all the electrical cables work in an event marque when the music stops and the light goes out, Eddie knows. More importantly, he'll have a head torch.

If you're looking for half a tent pole and some gaffer tape to fix your humble weekend abode, Eddie can tell you where to get some.

If you're stuck halfway up Mount Everest, your oxygen is running out, your beard is freezing to your chin and your boots have just fallen off, Eddie will whip a rescue helicopter out of his back pocket and fly you home.

In short, if you need anything, want something, or have no idea what the hell is going on at any time of the day or night, find Eddie - he'll know!


Eddie knows it all!